kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

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autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

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