girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
(Source: zootedboy, via cuuunntt)
when there’s no food in the fridge
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
WHAT IS THE THING?
there you have it kids
(Source: heteroh, via zombieslayerswagg)
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.